Thursday, June 26, 2008

disturbing news

This may or may not be old news for you, but it's a first for me.

The Bishan Gay has acquired a new weapon in his arsenal. INDEED. Now, aside from the Pedo-smile and the X-ray glasses (we all know that's why he keeps staring), he now has..........*drum roll* A CAMERA PHONE!!!!!! And he's getting good at it too, snapping away at little innocent boys strolling along in their tight, short, (yummy) pants. Ew, the Bishan Gay's shoes are not one to be standing in.

For more proof of his new gaybomb, you can refer to this video.



Beware.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

milk *** tanuki...

Whoo. Haven't posted in really long. So then today I went to the hospital for my last appointment, which was to verify the test results of the aforementioned endoscopy.
Pros:
-Get to skip UNSW Writing Competition thanks to nifty appointment timing :D
-Nothing much wrong, except for inflammation
Cons:
-NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK TEA OMFGWTFBBQ

Evidently, the cons far outweigh the pros. It's quite gay, really. However, I plan to defy this by drinking tea occasionally when nobody is at home. Kek.

Another interesting thing happened during RE today. (RE is research education, much like IRS in primary school, for those who don't know) We were supposed to be doing our RE writing or whatever when Mr Tan (year head and physics teacher and ex-form teacher) walks by while we were playing a two-player flash game. Interesting conversation ensues:

Mr Tan: Hmmm. What RE project is this?
*everybody is nervously silent, but for some twisted reason Pek is hysterical*
Pek: *laughing* This RE project, this one! *closes window, revealing another browser window behind* MSN THAI!!! *laughs more*
Mr Tan: Harh. Oh really arh? *walks away*

This has confirmed two things. First, that Mr Tan is a nice teacher. Yay. ^_^ Second, and more importantly, that Pek is high on drugs. Or at least mentally unstable. Trivia: Did you know that 1 out of 6 adults has been reported to suffer from a mental illness? As such, it can be safely assumed that I and 4 other of Pek's acquaintances are perfectly sane. After all, if you don't know a crazy person, you are the crazy person.

On a side note, I have found out that the 7-Eleven outside Dhoby Ghaut MRT on the Plaza Sing side no longer sells bottled milk tea. -fin-